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For the past two weeks I have been checking FedEx.com religiously for up to date information on the new computer delivery. 3,867 hits later I confirmed the delivery. This will be the best week ever. I couldn't be more excited. I'll probably leave work as soon as I finish posting. Maybe. Doubt it. Yes I will.

This weekend was non stop fun. I can't tell you about it because my mom might read this. I hope she doesn't read this sentence. Is 30 too old? I like 29 better, is 29 too old?

Sunday after church I made some more progress on the beauty of the apartment, I mean the masculinity of the apartment. I hope mom reads that sentence. A new rug was purchased for the master bedroom. I was so juiced up after buying it that I slept on it last night. Click I have a place to clean my Walmart feet instead of wiping them on my roommate's rug to sneak a peak. I hope it blows everyone away. If not, don't tell me. I've never been so sore before in my life.

Saturday night history was made at Minute Maid Ballpark. The Astros won with me present. That's not suppose to happen, especially when the Braves come to town. What made it even worse was that there were two little boys, 8th grade boys, sitting next to me. They thought it was funny to give the guy in the Braves hat a hard time. Me. "Braves fans smell funny." "If you like the Braves you can't take part in the wave." But I still did. "The Braves couldn't beat a team full of girls." "Braves fans are stupid." After a few low blows there was no holding back. He learned the ridicule of wearing braces, having a 23 year old saying "Your Momma" to an 8th grader, and the fact that he doesn't like girls yet. I let him have it. Then his mom gave me a dirty look. By the 7th inning the Braves comments became, "You work at NASA?!?" "How much money do you make?" I replied, more than I can spend and then flicked him a quarter like in the old western movies.

“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.” - Pearl Williams

Brett Favre is my new Mississippi hero. From now on I'm going to as myself, how would Brett handle this situation. What number is Brett Favre? Don't look this up.

Last entry's answer was 5,865,696,000,000 miles.