short sentences

It's Monday. Booo.

I saw I Am Legend this weekend and it didn't suck. Sam was my favorite character and I almost cried.

If I could go back in time I would go back to this morning. There's no way I would've wore a sweater today with what knowledge I have now.

I hate buying garbage bags. All I do is throw them away.

Word on the streets is that I might be going skiing again in February. I came close to giving a total stranger a high five. Never have I ever been so excited.

Someone made a cake for their decorating class and brought it to work. The icing smells good and the cake smells nice. I was trying to save it till after lunch and it keeps staring at me in the face. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to put myself through.

It bothers me when I accidentally cut my fingernails too short. Getting close to the skin is very uncomfortable and looks hideous. Why does it feel like that? I wish they would grow faster so I don't have to feel like this.

What continent are you on if you're lost in the eastern tip of Egypt?

Last entry's answer was Elton John.

today feels like friday

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need more pop tarts

Tonight is Monday Night Football night because it's Monday. I'm never that excited about Monday nights but tonight is an exception. The New Orleans Saints play those Titans. I couldn't be more excited. Except when Jessica told me she liked me in the 6th grade.

This morning I ate two brown sugar Pop Tarts for breakfast. I wanted the strawberry ones but for some reason Target didn't carry regular strawberry Pop Tarts. They had the strawberry with frosting but I don't like strawberry Pop Tarts with frosting. Think I'm going to write Target an email and explain to them that ever since I was a little kid I never liked frosted strawberry Pop Tarts. Only the regular strawberry ones will work for me.

I want to thank all the Mississippi State football players for earning one single vote in the USA Today NCAA top 25 pole. Also, thanks to that one person out there that gave use a vote. If we can double our votes next week I'll probably faint.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
-Airplane

What brand of underwear does Marty McFly wear in Back to the Future?

Last entry's answer was St. Peter.