that face on the milk carton

If I ever go missing I would like a picture of me in snow goggles to be put on the milk carton.

Mom wants me to make a DVD with the pictures of the ski trip. Since I forgot to ask her what songs she wants me to use I'll probably just use Metallica, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and Hannah Montana. No wait, I dislike Hannah Montana. Make it The Cure instead of Miss Montana.

The roommate has become more and more wimpy over the past 6 months. Now, he can't handle the Crest White Strips. "My teeth hurt, why are they so sensitive." I told him before that he wouldn't be able to handle them like I could. Sometimes I wonder if I'm immune to pain.

Everyone else in America got snow this weekend except for Houston. I want a refund.

Last night we watched two episodes of Arrested Development Season 2. I could only hear one of the episodes. During the first one I was eating nachos, the crunching of chips in my head made it difficult to hear. It was only the Christmas episode, which means nothing to me in March.

A picture for your suffering. You're over halfway finished. Way to go reader.

Suspenders at work has becoming increasingly annoying over the past six months. I think he's jealous of me. I'm a good 30 plus years younger and probably make the same as him. Is that why he always pops his suspenders at me?

Last night was the Live Fantasy Baseball Draft 2008. I totally mopped floor with my picks. No picks from the Diamondbacks because they wear the color purple. Only players that wear red, black, dark blue, grey, and white can play on my team.

Ernie Capadion: Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.
-A League of Their Own

What word appears exactly 773,692 times in the King James Bible?

Last entry's answer was Roger Clemens.

wearing white after labor day

My holiday was fantastic. The rain was pretty much a drag. Besides that, it was the best Labor Day ever. Today I'm wearing white, just to be different.

Everyone at work thinks it's funny to pass out some LSU comments. I don't laugh.

Just the other day I purchased one of those down mattress pads to put on my bed. Wow, I've never felt a more comfortable bed. Saturday I spend the whole day in it and made the roommate bring me food and open my blinds. Sleeping on the clouds makes me have pretty dreams. Actually I didn't remember any of my dreams. Except for the one that The Girl was in. She went to the beach this weekend and was suppose to bring me back a souvenir. Hope she didn't get me a shell or a sand dollar.

Today The Office season 3 comes to dvd. I've been waiting a full year for this day. Hope my roommate buys it so I don't have to. Tonight I will probably watch the whole season and then sleep at work tomorrow.

I met a new girl, I'll call her Mystery Girl. I know nothing about her. Hopefully I'll be able to call her something else when I know more about her.

One week from today is 9-11 and the day I fly to Baltimore. I'm not scared, I've been running and lifting weights.

Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
-Old School

In 1988 which city had the highest murder rate of any in the US? I've been here once. Hope I can go back again.

Last entry's answer was Texas.