bumming internet

My first day of work began with the biggest crick (misspelled that the first time through) in my neck this morning. The dang pain is still here at 7:00 pm. Everyone asked how I was at work, I said "in pain." They probably think I hate my job already.

At work this article made me feel good about my move to Houston.

I have never won anything in my entire life, besides that costume contest, until this weekend. Thanks to drinking about 5 Mountain Dew's while at the old job, I won $25 on Transform Your Summer. By simply being bored and drinking a coke i was rewarded beyond my wildest dreams. Thanks Mt. Dew.

The apartment complex convinced me into signing a lease when they spilled the beans about free Starbucks being brewed by the cup 24 hours a day for all residents. Sunday morning I woke up with a smile on my face knowing I could take the elevator to the lobby and have a nice cup of brand name coffee. The machine was out of beans. This morning I woke up with a smile on my face knowing that I could take the elevator to the lobby and have a nice cup of brand name coffee. The machine was out of filters. Tomorrow morning if I wake up with a smile on my face and no brand name coffee, I'm finding a new apartment.

Today I got my id badge. Be thankful that I don't look like a felon, unlike my driver's license. I positioned myself in front of the camera with a big jolly grin on my face and said cheese. The woman in the blue vest told me there's no smiling for id pictures. I frowned instead.

The blogs are getting shorter due to bumming internet, scared to post at work, and no Starbucks.

Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
-Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

What color is an emu egg?

Last entry's answer was 5.