3:10 to humongous

They rolled out the red carpet for me tonight. Actually it was faded red with some crazy confetti pattern. Pretty ugly stuff if you ask me. Whoever had the responsibility of choosing this walking material really needs to come visit my apartment. I have no carpet and am in dire need of some. The walmart feet every night is getting old. Brushing my feet before putting on socks or climbing into bed tickles. Anyways, back to the main story. I went to the world's largest movie theater tonight? I didn't mean to put a question mark there. How come they spell theater, like theatre? I bet Shakespeare invented that. I never enjoy acting his stuff out in high school. Ok, well it wasn't the largest cinema in the world but I thought it was. The sign in the lobby told me that it wasn't. An escalator took me to my viewing room. Wow! Back home the bookstore had the only escalator in the tri-county area. Way to go Houston, you won my heart.

Why was traffic bad today? If only I could remember the Houston traffic channel on XM.

This week seems to be an exciting week. Kind of. I probably just made that up to make everyone else who works a boring job jealous. If I were the boss I would tell all my employees that this is the best week ever, every week. More bosses should do that. People would be more productive throughout the year. I'll name it the Matt Producer. If anyone every uses this concept please credit me.

Ben Wade: Women will do things you'd never forget.
Doc Potter: They'll give you a disease you'd never forget.
-3:10 to Yuma

What southern U.S. state has no telephones in 12 percent of its households.?

Last entry's answer was Bluff Creek, CA.