3:10 to humongous
They rolled out the red carpet for me tonight. Actually it was faded red with some crazy confetti pattern. Pretty ugly stuff if you ask me. Whoever had the responsibility of choosing this walking material really needs to come visit my apartment. I have no carpet and am in dire need of some. The walmart feet every night is getting old. Brushing my feet before putting on socks or climbing into bed tickles. Anyways, back to the main story. I went to the world's largest movie theater tonight? I didn't mean to put a question mark there. How come they spell theater, like theatre? I bet Shakespeare invented that. I never enjoy acting his stuff out in high school. Ok, well it wasn't the largest cinema in the world but I thought it was. The sign in the lobby told me that it wasn't. An escalator took me to my viewing room. Wow! Back home the bookstore had the only escalator in the tri-county area. Way to go Houston, you won my heart.
Why was traffic bad today? If only I could remember the Houston traffic channel on XM.
This week seems to be an exciting week. Kind of. I probably just made that up to make everyone else who works a boring job jealous. If I were the boss I would tell all my employees that this is the best week ever, every week. More bosses should do that. People would be more productive throughout the year. I'll name it the Matt Producer. If anyone every uses this concept please credit me.
Ben Wade: Women will do things you'd never forget.
Doc Potter: They'll give you a disease you'd never forget.
-3:10 to Yuma
What southern U.S. state has no telephones in 12 percent of its households.?
Last entry's answer was Bluff Creek, CA.
11 comments:
Which theatre did you go to?
I will guess Louisiana. I'm glad you asked to theater/theatre question because I've always wondered the same thing.
hmmm..... I would have to say alabama. how was 3:10 to Yuma? I've been wanting to see it.
I hope it's Mississippi. That will be one more thing to add to our long list of achievements.
The sell those automatic floor cleaners that you just turn on and let it do all the cleaning. I just had hardwood floors put in and that is what I do. I hate cleaning the floors and Walmart feet are gross.
Wait, is this a subliminal plea for us to send you slippers? house shoes? paper socks? tsk!
Are you mad at me? Mandypoo says you must be. I could bring you slippers when I fly to Houston next week.
I guess New York. Who has home phones anyway?
I use a version of the Matt Producer in my own life. I wake up and think "Today is the BEST DAY EVER" and then I hope that it just magically turns into that. It doesn't seem to be working very well. Perhaps the key is someone else saying it to me. Like a trick.
I say Louisiana. They're trying to bring back the whole soup-can-string thing.
(New York?!)
lol Skittle. Now I've got you all upset!
And I agree with Prin...wash your floors and you won't have Walmart feet!
I think that I know the answer to the theater/theater question. "Theatre" refers to the abstract concept of performance art, and "theater" is used when referring to a physical location.
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