bringing sexy back

"What is the #1 most craved food by women?" Click My mom told me not to get tied down with a girl that doesn't have a job, for the answer. As for those of you who did not like the repeat question, it was just a test to see if you're really learning anything. I'm pleased to see that people do listen and learn from my blog. I'm pretty much like an online professor of useless information. I should start charging for this stuff.

Disappointed in the number of people who have never eaten, heard of, or seen grits. I would quote Father Rob's description but it's too formal for me. They're just grits, not pig fat, not a chew substance, and not red. Free grits on me tomorrow night.

Calling a technical support for anything puts me in a bad mood. Lately I've been calling to set up a router that I bought brand new and already needs upgrades. Blows my mind. Why put something on the shelf if it is not ready? So I call and talk to some idiot that barely knows any English and can't seem to understand anything I'm saying. "Sorry sir, I no understand." Is it my sexy southern accent? "Sir, can you say problem is?" I give up.

The people at work say Cozumel (koh-zuh-mel, the Texas way) funny. Apparently my sexy southern accent says it wrong. kaw-soo-mel, that's all I know.

I miss My Future Wife, she's in Mississippi. Thanks for calling this afternoon honey. I'll buy her a plane ticket to come see. Hopefully she'll use it.

Tomorrow night is the Mississippi State vs. LSU kick off! I rang my cowbell for good measure last night at 11:08. Not a specific time for anything, just the time I thought about it. Maroon, White. Maybe I can get some of the med students to quit studying and come join us for some burgers, chips, drinks, and football. Otherwise it'll be me, Burd, and Burd's dad. What a crew. Maybe I'll see coffee girl tomorrow, she would probably be flattered if I asked her to come.

Wonder if NASA will like the man beard? Thinking of bringing it back. Just so much easier not to shave.

Michael Scott: Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it’s like to be disabled?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl…
Michael Scott: Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
Michael Scott: Wha? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley: I'm not disabled and neither are you.
-The Office
I have to give so much credit to The Office. It's the reason I have this job. No lie.

Wow, that was a long post.

How many sizes of chicken eggs does the USDA recognize, including peewee?

Last entry's answer was 8.

mucho work

Tomorrow I leave for the rafting trip. I'm beginning to get a little nervous. Don't think that filming Deliverance 2 is such a good idea anymore.

Old Guy isn't here. The more I think about it, he reminds me of the character Dwight from The Office. No one wants to work with him, he's a know it all, his jokes are horrible, and he enjoys barber shop quartets way too much. I think he makes up the work that he does here. Yesterday afternoon he was freaking out because he would be on the road and leave me here with nothing to do. Its not like I do anything when he's here anyway. So he gives me a big sheet of paper with mucho (that's Spanish for many) items to keep me busy. "If you can get even half of this done tomorrow that would be a great start for us both." I finished it all yesterday afternoon. He probably crapped a brick when he saw it this morning.

I can hear someone clipping their finger nails in another cubicle. That's not cool.

Today I was surprised when I was allowed to take a road trip with Heart Breaker Dan. It only lasted for the morning, but it was nice to leave the desk for a short time. This trip was to check the water pressure on a new sprinkler system supply line. Increase pressure, check gauge, wait two hours, make sure no pressure loss, go home. Easy as pie. Heart Breaker Dan loves to look at the women. Whenever we would pass a pretty woman the car always happened to slow down. "Accelerator must be stuck, its acting funny," as he would stare a hole right through her.

"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, 'I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.'" - Rodney Dangerfield

Who's been Saturday Night Live's most frequent host?

Last entry's answer was I-90.