holy cow!
The river float was riveting. Best part was loosing the roommate and him having to float most of the river alone. I'm willing to bet money he cried and was probably scared. This better not make all the girls feel sorry for him. I suggest we keep him on a leash next time.
Softball was last night and we won the first and the other one doesn't even matter. I'm willing to bet that one of the teams cheated, because I said so. My performance was just ok. Next week I guarantee it to be the best anyone has ever witnessed in the state of Texas. If not, I'll go shirtless to work all week, maybe.
The giant blow up sea turtle of mine took up almost a quarter of the apartment pool. I didn't care as long as I was able to float and stay dry. All the little kids were jealous of me. One tried to squirt me with a water gun but his mom saw and gave him the look. It didn't work, I still got wet.
What's the most intelligent mammal after man?
Last entry's answer was the dishwasher.
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Dammit, you screwed up my 30 comment goal.
I hope some kid busts that stupid sea turtle. Mother Allison and me got dirty looks when people couldnt fit on the elevator with us because of it.
Answer: Chimpanzee, I could've answered this question by going back in time and asking my three year old self it was so f'ing easy. Utility Al's, Prin's, and my trivia questions are so much better.
Humans?
It appears that nothing is blocked anymore. I can even go to youtube.
It's probably a trap.
Why dont you go to a bad site and find out.
I dare you to go to playgirl's website.
Thanks for the encouragement Prin.
How about no, Father Rob.
According to Carl in the movie Sling Blade, what are the two main ingredients of potted meat?
I dont remember Al, meat and testicles? I just remember him saying to the little boy "mmm I think I see one right there" when he pointed to something in the meat.
Prin, WHAAAAA??!!?? I d-d-dont know what you're t-t-talking about.
What is Utility Al's song?
Peckers and lips.
A hint: according to Warner it's a song by Abba, and it is very gay. And I must add that I do not endorse that song at all to be my theme song. However, with that said, I do have it in my media player library, but not as a favorite.
I've been outed and I wasn't even in.
Yes. Freakin Dancing Queen.
Of course not, not at all.
I prefer silver sequins.
Has anyone else noticed how homosexual these comments have been? Strange.......
Father rob, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
So you're saying that since Matt is gay, when we comment on his site we should be gay too?
That is true Prin but maybe he hasnt commented yet because he just hasnt come out of the closet yet? I do remember him shaving his chest when I lived with him, but then again maybe I remember that because I am gay. Yikes. I do have a daughter and a wife though, but I do hate sports and I like to cook. But sports are mostly sweaty men tackling other sweaty men so thats pretty gay (by the way, Matt likes sports).
"We're all homos here. Homo-sapiens."
Oh, and Utility Al saw how Matt liked it when I held his hand on the beach.
Wow Matt, your blog has officially been hijacked!
I feel sorry for the roommate.
I say squid. Wait, mammal... My cat thinks she's pretty smart, so I say, my cat. ;)
What's going on here?
There.
So, you going shirtless to work all week?
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