Thursday, May 22, 2008

i've never felt like dancing till now

Sorry for the crappy but for the first time honest post the other day. Everyone got onto me about it and told me I was a dork. I picked a few scabs to prove to them that I was tough.

The guy here at work who is in a band keeps bugging me. Just a while ago he surprised me while I was actually doing real work. "Hey, you listened to my cd yet?" "Uhh...no." He didn't look happy at all about it. Next, he told me I could be on his band's email list. Great, how do I avoid this? Uhh, here's a post it note with my email. I hope I misspelled it. Then he went around to everyone else and got their emails. Everyone looked thrilled. Once back at my desk he made me go to his band's web page. I'm listening to one of the songs now. Mom always told me that if you can't say anything nice don't say nothing at all.

Two of the girls in the office just made an awkward moment. Neither one of them wanted to walk in front of the other so they stood there like two fools motioning for the other to go. I just watched and listened to this stuff on the internet.

I'm going here tonight because it's free and across the street. I hope I start dancing.

Some recording just called me. It sounded like the big black lady from the high school cafeteria telling me to go vote. "Voting is your American privilege. Go vote!" I told her to go away.

All my friends at other jobs get "red flags" when I send them links. I have never heard "young adults" cry so much about not being able to go to websites. So I send them more. NASA is not part of the corporate world and we can visit any website we want. Except Yahoo! Mail.

Yesterday afternoon I overheard two punks talking about getting the mail chute covered up. These two "punks" were actually older people who work here. Anyways, the lady was complaining about the mail chute for some reason unknown to me. I hope I had nothing to do with this complaining. Every time I walk past it I open and shut it. It could possibly be annoying for this woman.

I just ate a Santa Snickers. It was good.

I saw her headin' to the table
Well a tall walking big black cat
When Charlie said I hope that you're able boy
"Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)" by The Hollies

This is for the Three Basketeers. Who was the last Boston Celtics coach to lead the team to two straight NBA titles?

Last entry's answer was John Wilkes Booth.

12 comments:

prin said...
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Father Rob said...

What happened to your blog? I remember when you used to get like 30+ comments and now I'm only the second after a whole day. Maybe you need cool pictures to make it more appealing. And more rick roll.

The place you went last night doesnt look very fun to me. I hope you hated it. I actually DO hope the Santa Snickers made you "ill."

For the trivia answer: Coach Reginald Wilson III

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

I know this guy who is a Realtor, OK, I don't really know him, he is a friend of a friend f a friend, but he felt at liberty to put me on his mass email list and now he sends me all of his listings. I want to shake the shit out of him. Grad students don't make enough money to buy houses. Baah!

prin said...
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Father Rob said...

I agree with you Prin. I say we play I-Spy. I spy something tan.

Lip Smacker said...

Auerbach? It's been a while hasn't it? I don't care who wins as long as it's not the Flakers...

You should have given him, HIS email address.. that would have been funny. ;)

Anonymous said...

I-spy sucks.

prin said...
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Anonymous said...

i love that when i visit your blog there is always some song playing that I have forgotten I love !

Anonymous said...

I hate workplaces that ban web pages, looking at porn and facebook is a right not a privilege. I make it my first priority when entering a new office to find a loophole so that I can get us much of my personal internet surfing done on company time. I am going to get fired, writing this at work.

Bella said...

A Santa Snickers? You could've saved that to pass out for Halloween this year.

prin said...
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