meatloaf
I wish someone would come to my work and give me a cash tip for doing my job.
The parents came to Houston this weekend. I don't think they'll ever come back. Everything cost more, too much traffic, and they bought my meals all weekend. Since they had my bed, I had to sleep on the roommate's bed while he was gone, my back still hurts.
Jimmy Buffett comes on the 21st. I'll probably go and get my Margaritaville on.
Went to a crawfish boil on Saturday. Mmm, good! I almost cried at one point because I hit a hot bunch. I'm pretty sure I hid it pretty well, no one seemed to notice. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was a wimp because the entire week before I talked a big game, claiming I was a real man.
I'm sick and tired of this online radio playing Coldplay every 2 songs. I continue to give them a thumbs down but they just won't go away.
I wore a blue polo today for my representation of the NCAA National Championship Game tonight. No one will know if I'm pulling for Kansas or Memphis. I'd rather keep it that way. Everyone wants to imitate me. This will confuse everyone and keep them off my back.
Tomorrow we're taking a group photo at work. Some lady here said she wasn't going to participate. I asked her if she was too cool. She didn't reply. Anyways, they told everyone to wear either red, white, or blue. I'm not sure why. All my blue, red, or white shirts are dirty. Do I wear a different color or a dirty shirt? This will be the hardest decision of the month so far. I'm sure we'll all look like a bunch of dorks. Hope my eyes won't be closed.
Holy crap! 7 Coldplay songs while I wrote this blog post. This post took me 2.25 hours.
The roommate slept like 15 hours from Saturday night to Sunday afternoon. I thought he was dead but I was too scared to walk in his room to find out. Thank goodness he wasn't really dead.
Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
-Wedding Crashers
What did JFK refer to in noting: "This is a new ocean, and I believe the U.S. should sail it"?
Last entry's answer was Harry S. Truman.
9 comments:
Wedding Crashers failed to make me laugh. I like Coldplay.
I guess Marilyn Monroe.
Wear a pink shirt and tell them it was a white shirt that you washed with a red one, so in essence, you are wearing twice the required amount.
I don't like meatloaf, I like pomento loaf better. ;)
Lipsmacker, its spelled pimiento. And no way is it better than meatloaf.
Matt, I forgot to ask who you're going to the Jimmy Buffet concert with. Your Great Grandma? He sucks. Every time I hear Margaritaville I die a little inside.
Dirty shirt on a picture probably doesn't look good, but if you wear black, you'll stand out. Did I give you another hard decision to make? Sorry...I thought I was helping :)
What's with the parents' visits? Must be the season.
Do you have a jean shirt with a huge American flag on it, a la Garth Brooks? If so, that'd be hot.
I hope you post the group shot.
Is the answer space?
What. The. Hell.
I was looking at my comments and thought "ooo a new comment. look its from my old friend matt, lets see what he has to say..... 'you're an idot.'"
Its on now. Every comment from now on is going to get increasingly meaner.
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