that's all I have to say
I made two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches this morning and now I'm not that hungry. Since I don't want the co-workers to think I'm a wimp will eat both of them. Really wish I wouldn't have put so much peanut butter on that first one.
Someone left a game open on their computer here in the office. I keep hearing outdoor noises. Birds chirping and crows...crowing? Yeah, crows crowing, doing their thing. It's probably that deer hunter game. It reminds me of sitting in the deer stand.
I made it to work at 6:50 this morning. I'm a roll. Working 10 hour days so I can have Friday off. Gotta make it to Mississippi before the haircut lady leaves.
It's time to start the birthday countdown. Three more days till my big day. I hope someone gives me a pat on the back this afternoon.
This weekend I saw a comedian and he wore a blue shirt. He was funny. I laughed a combined total of 12 minutes and 34 seconds.
Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary: Because it's cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.
-Christmas Vacation
Short, stupid post today. I would hate reading my blog if I didn't write it.
What was Miami quarterback Bob Griese the first NFL player to wear in a game, in 1977?
Last entry's answer was 61.
9 comments:
I hope you choke on your peanut and jelly sandwich.
Not really, just thought it would be funny to be incredibly mean. I guess an adult diaper. I got the last four trivia answers right. I got it wrong today though. Stupid sports has once again out-smarted me.
The Christmas Vacation quote made my day.
However, this?
"It reminds me of sitting in the deer stand."
Matty, we can never be if this is true!
I guess that penis protector thing.
This short, stupid post wasted my time.
What's wrong with hunting?
I guess some sort of piercing... tongue ring, lip, ear, etc.
I think I'm agreeing with the whole 'deer stand' thing.
Say it ain't so!
Its not only deer, Matt has kittens and puppies mounted all over his apartment.
You can have a dancing lesson anytime you come up to this area. But this offer is good for a limited time only -- you've got until summer 2008.
Peanut butter is so filling, isn't it?
I think the PB&J sammiches might have slowed you down there a bit... no mention of naked boys in showers today.
I protest.
if you are making it in on time now does that mean someone is waking you up now?? *wink*
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