honk honk

X-Games start tonight. I thought about showing Shaun White up since we're not on snow. Flying Tomato my butt.

Last night I really wanted to watch 300 since I've been pumping the iron lately. Blockbuster for some reason was out, so I had to make a trip to that dreaded Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart just isn't the same as it was back in my college town. No more pretty young women, just rednecks with mullets.

There is seriously something wrong with employees and the restroom here. I had yet another awkward experience while visiting the powder room. Guy in uniform walks in, bends over and looks under the stall then walks out. I'll follow the "Don't ask, don't tell" motto on this issue. The experience does not end there. After washing my hands way longer than the guy next to me, I exit to find uniform guy waiting in front of the door with a big smile on his face. I'm going to hold it the rest of the day. Walking back to my desk after this affair I was behind Trent, the maintenance man. He jumped around the wall of a cubicle into another man's office area. While jumping he flashed the double bird to the man on the phone and proceeded to laugh in his outside voice. I'm going to try that same exact thing next time I walk that way.

For the past week or so I've been on a kick with honking at everyone that is standing outside when I drive by. Something about seeing the super fast wave reaction tickles me. I don't know these people but they think I do. Just doing my part to make the community feel good about itself. Everyone wants to be recognized by a honk and/or a whistle/wave/scream/rock. I can't wait to drive home this afternoon.

Mississippi drivers did not get the memo that the far left lane in most states is considered the fast lane. Grandma seems to enjoy the view over there. Me in my not so sports car like Xterra enjoy driving fast. Get out of the way.

Sorry for not having an interesting post today.

My new favorite blogger, Miss Martini wants some more challenging questions. Try this one on for size sweetheart. ABC issued an email detailing their anti-indecency policy after an intern on which show appeared in Playboy?

Last entry's answer was a cord.